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Jupiter on My Ascendent is Making me Fat

May 16th, 2012 | Category: Uncategorized


I told my husband Bobby the other day that Jupiter on my Ascendent and in my first house┬á is making me Fat! It’s in Taurus too.

Of course I got the lecture of no Sharon the food going in and exercise going out makes people gain weight. He had the wisdom of not indicating in any way that I’m over weight but projected it to a third party. Wise guy.

I remember long time ago when I was taking my astrology classes that this is the case that there is weight gain during these astrological times! It’s my story and I’m sticking to it!

Now if I can find out when Saturn goes over my ascendent I can get skinny! Poop it’s in Libra and travels a bit slow! Hmmm.

The good part though is that  Jupiter is also the planet of wonderful blessings and I do feel grateful for all the blessings in my life even if I have to be a little plump along the way!

Quote for you:

“Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.” William Gilmore Beymer

Until we meet again, Sharon