{"id":534,"date":"2009-05-24T22:09:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-25T05:09:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/blog\/?p=534"},"modified":"2009-05-24T22:09:34","modified_gmt":"2009-05-25T05:09:34","slug":"not-a-handy-bone-in-our-bodies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/?p=534","title":{"rendered":"Not a Handy Bone in our Bodies."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Everyone. How are you this glorious night.<\/p>\n<p>Well I&#8217;m sure Mercury is getting ready to come out of Retrograde because driving is just crazy.<\/p>\n<p>My son and I were on the highway and this guy just starts pulling towards us from the back. I&#8217;m like OMG. I do my usual energy thing but he keeps coming. My son yelled &#8220;Blow the Horn&#8221;. I guess it was on his side so he was really stressed. Thank goodness no one was beside me. I think he was actually quite corked or something because he was driving a bit strange. I stayed behind him. I have expected to see him in the ditch as we drove.<\/p>\n<p>Onto my story.<\/p>\n<p>So this morning I am doing dishes and my feet feel wet. I looked down and it was like I somehow spilled some coffee. I thought it strange and continued. Then it was unmistakable I didn&#8217;t spill this water something was happening. I looked under the sink and the whole piping that goes into the sink was about 2 inches down and the water was just pouring out. It somehow rotted away.<\/p>\n<p>That is so hilarious. Bobby was none too pleased. I really don&#8217;t know why he bought a 120 year old house when he doesn&#8217;t have a handy bone in his body. When things break we make due. The bathtub plumbing goes we use the shower. I&#8217;m not sure what will happen if the shower breaks. Even though I was totally aware that putting water where there was no plumbing for some reason I kept putting water down the sink and then I had to wipe it all up shaking my head at how dumb that was. Talk about belief systems. Finally I dragged my son over to the dollar store and we picked up a plastic tub thing.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not complaining as I was never really a house person myself. I don&#8217;t think we would be here even if it wasn&#8217;t for our 100 pound dogs. Somehow condo living doesn&#8217;t allow for that. They love to bark too. So for us after the dogs are gone its off to a condo and no more dogs. Although I would love a little yorkie named Abigail although I think I might have to wait until my next life. Although I could keep her in my purse.<\/p>\n<p>We have accepted that I&#8217;m no Martha and my husband is no Tim the Toolman. Maybe this time we are going to have to call a plumber. I heard there are places you can call and all the repairmen are women. I like that idea. I think that would be fun.<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s it for today. I&#8217;m out for the night.<\/p>\n<p>I hope everyone has a wonderful Monday.<\/p>\n<p>Quote for you:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I had my life to live over again, I&#8217;d be a plumber.&#8221; Albert Einstein<\/p>\n<p>Until we meet again, Sharon<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\"><strong>The Psychic Cottage<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Everyone. How are you this glorious night. Well I&#8217;m sure Mercury is getting ready to come out of Retrograde because driving is just crazy. My son and I were on the highway and this guy just starts pulling towards us from the back. I&#8217;m like OMG. 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