{"id":1546,"date":"2010-06-11T14:23:52","date_gmt":"2010-06-11T21:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/blog\/?p=1546"},"modified":"2010-06-11T14:23:52","modified_gmt":"2010-06-11T21:23:52","slug":"fitness-test-fiasco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/?p=1546","title":{"rendered":"Fitness Test Fiasco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning Dear Friends. How are you this glorious day.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0I told you the fitness test would be good blog material and I wasn&#8217;t wrong.<\/p>\n<p>I get there and they start with the questions. Please don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m putting them down for doing their job because when it comes to jobs its a cool job and like I&#8217;ve said before whatever pays the bills is a good job.<\/p>\n<p>So he starts:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>What do I eat? How many vegetables? How many fruits? How much exercise? Also he is doing all these gadget tests where I don&#8217;t think I was doing all too well on.\u00a0 A daily list of what I\u00a0eat (good thing it wasn&#8217;t today because I think I&#8217;ve had a cupcake and a tea all day and its like 5pm). \u00a0Who does the cooking (like I&#8217;m alive its not me)?<\/p>\n<p>Turns out I have a LOT of body fat and need lots of discipline.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I said to the guy who was doing my test after he caught his breath about what I do for a living &#8220;Psychic Really?&#8221; don&#8217;t make this a chore for me because I will rebel. Just let me know what I have to do and I will do it. It might take me long but I will do it.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t finish the tests he made me do and I was fine with that. The guy was shaking his head a bit. He was encouraging but I wasn&#8217;t about to do something I really didn&#8217;t want to do.<\/p>\n<p>Bobby was horrified and found the whole thing hilarious. You failed a fitness test? I&#8217;m like I didn&#8217;t fail at all. I&#8217;m totally passing I&#8217;m at the gym aren&#8217;t I? He kind of just shook his head and laughed. \u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Today he wanted to get me back there so I didn&#8217;t boycott so he&#8217;s like let&#8217;s just go for a swim and a hot tub and sauna. I&#8217;m like NO. Then he got me to say yes by saying something I can never resist even at 52 \u00a0&#8220;I&#8217;ll take you for Kawartha Ice Cream first&#8221;. Oh ya I&#8217;ve got my stuff together where&#8217;s the keys.<\/p>\n<p>So we went. I&#8217;m glad we did. The hot tub was so relaxing and I love the sauna. I didn&#8217;t exercise but then we might go to yoga tomorrow. I love yoga. Belly Dancing is Monday too. I&#8217;m back again.<\/p>\n<p>Quote for you:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No matter who you are, no matter what you do, you absolutely, positively do have the power to change.&#8221; ~Bill Phillips~<\/p>\n<p>Until we Meet Again, Sharon<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\">The Psychic Cottage<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning Dear Friends. How are you this glorious day. \u00a0I told you the fitness test would be good blog material and I wasn&#8217;t wrong. I get there and they start with the questions. Please don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m putting them down for doing their job because when it comes to jobs its a cool job [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[93,588],"tags":[2229,2242,2003,2239,2241,2225,3,180,2240,2243],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1546"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1548,"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1546\/revisions\/1548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}