{"id":1432,"date":"2010-04-24T07:38:48","date_gmt":"2010-04-24T14:38:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/blog\/?p=1432"},"modified":"2010-04-24T07:38:48","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T14:38:48","slug":"just-when-you-thought-it-couldnt-get-any-better","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\/?p=1432","title":{"rendered":"Just When You Thought it Couldn&#8217;t Get Any Better."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning Everyone. Happy Saturday. I can&#8217;t believe its almost the end of April. Like where is the time going and where is my April to do list?<\/p>\n<p>(Once again you might need a map on this one. I&#8217;m all over the place.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m such a nut sometimes (I wrote wanker and then looked up the meaning and even though it said jerk it also said\u00a0something about enjoying oneself alone if you get my drift so I left it out). I seemed to be in this state of confusion and I&#8217;m causing all sorts of havoc. Double bookings and such. My clients are going to think I&#8217;m crazy.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m probably living too much in the spirit world to get grounded on our sweet earth or it is\u00a0the ole&#8217; story of Mercury in Retrograde.<\/p>\n<p>See there I go again getting sidetracked I&#8217;m trying to tell you a story of this wonderful little product that has come into my life.<\/p>\n<p>When I went to the dentist they suggested that I buy one of their toothbrushes. Not having a spare $100 I of course said no but when my wonderful husband went to the dentist the other day he got me one.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have one of those little cheapy crest ones but this one is like the Cadillac of all toothbrushes.<\/p>\n<p>It plugs in to recharge and has a little case it sits in and the brushes are kept inside this little cool capsule so that it keeps clean. (Ever since reading about floating fecal matter on a toothbrush I kind of cringe when using one.)<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not all it is so cool to use. It feels\u00a0like when the dentist does that end cleaning where they polish your teeth. Plus it vibrates and gives your tongue a little bit of fun. It feels so fresh and clean and I&#8217;m so happy. Afterwards my mouth feels so good.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it. When your dentists says to get one of their toothbrushes (which they say they make nothing on (who am I to judge) ) then it is worth it to get one or give google eyes to your significant other and let him or her pick you one up.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m hoping this blog didn&#8217;t have too much shock value talking about several taboo subjects all at once. Well I&#8217;m about to do it again see my quote.<\/p>\n<p>Quote for you:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. I tell it like I envision it. I tell it like I live it.&#8221; Trick Daddy<\/p>\n<p>(Psychic Cottage Waiver: By writing this quote I am indicating that I like the quote I am not condoning\u00a0Trick Daddy&#8217;s music as not really knowing who he is (age thing) \u00a0I googled the lyrics and OH MY GOODNESS. I&#8217;m blushing here.)<\/p>\n<p>Until we meet again, Sharon<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.psychiccottage.com\">The Psychic Cottage<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good Morning Everyone. Happy Saturday. I can&#8217;t believe its almost the end of April. Like where is the time going and where is my April to do list? (Once again you might need a map on this one. I&#8217;m all over the place.) 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